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A few inspirational Dental quotes to brighten your day!

Updated: Dec 18, 2018

  • Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you!

  • The toothbrush doesn’t remove six months of tartar 30 minutes before your dental appointment!

  • Dentistry is not expensive…..neglect is!

  • You don’t have to brush your teeth –just the ones you want to keep!

  • Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist.

  • For there was never yet philosopher, That could endure the toothache patiently. ~William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing.

  • Love conquers all things, except poverty and toothache.

  • Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months!

  • I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

  • Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.

  • Effort is like toothpaste; you can usually squeeze out just a little bit more.

  • The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.

  • If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.

  • Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.

  • Dental hygienists are boss of the floss.

  • A good dentist never gets on your nerves.

  • A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth

  • Too many of today’s children have straight teeth and crooked morals

  • Life is short.  Smile while you still have teeth.

  • A dentist gets to the root of the problem.

  • Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing!

  • If you have more cavities than you have teeth, you’ve led a ‘sweet’ life

And Finally……

“I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.  What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?” ~ Paul Merton

For further information or advice contact College Street Dental Centre in Petersfield, Hampshire on 01730 263180


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